January 2012
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Jesus I need an Iphone SOLELY for the purpose of...
Malissa is drunk texting me something completely unintelligible about loving me. When I inquired how much, she tenderly responded with “Enough, cunt.”
I need to capture this precious moment.
miss-daisynash asked: So I was told by a miss Sarabeth to inform you of my Disney happenings this past saturday... My feller and I were totally pulled aside by Disney photogs to do a quick "romantic" photo shoot that may be featured in future Disney promotions. WHOOP WHOOP
resistthyfate asked: hey, what brand of shampoo/conditioner would you recommend for someone who dyes their hair a lot/hair is damaged?
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so tired of all this talk from my friends about “my boyfriend won’t let me do this” and “my boyfriend would kill me if he knew I did that” FUCK. if you have to ask for permission to do things, IT’S JUST NOT A GOOD SITUATION. it’s your significant other, not your parent. FFS.
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sorry I haven’t been getting back to messages. I’ve got school everyday all day for the next month, or longer. I’LL TRY THIS WEEKEND I’M SORRY DON’T BE MAD
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Anonymous asked: adventure time or lesbian time?????
Anonymous asked: I think you'd be really awesome to be friends with. :)
Anonymous asked: ... well I'm glad someone said something. I have a lesbian crush on you too. I even had a dream about you the other night. Our sex was a lot sweeter than what she was describing, though... Just a lot of sweet kisses and nibbles... and maybe a squeeze here and there..
Anonymous asked: Well, I am Darren's cousin. Close enough, right? And p.s. I know you're bi-curious too.
Anonymous asked: Oh I'm definitely not a lesbian. But you've got me bi-curious... I would love to have your body wrapped in mine all night long. We could explore all our fantasies.
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Anonymous asked: I have the biggest lesbian crush on you. I would slowly rub my hands up your blouse and squeeze your breasts so you could feel it. Then I'd slowly make my way down to your pussy and slide my warm, soft hands over you til I made you wet. Next I'd lay you down, thrust my pussy onto yours and let you squeeze the nasty out of my tits. Lick.
Anonymous asked: LOLz! Did U have an idea as to who that person was!?!
Anonymous asked: Oh c'mon... give some of your other followers love...
albinwonderland replied to your post: Name three followers you’ve never met in person but wouldn’t mind to… or just three rando strangers you find cool.
bats eyelashes at you
you’re like, right up the road from florida right? just a hop skip and a jump?
Anonymous asked: Name three followers you've never met in person but wouldn't mind to... or just three rando strangers you find cool.
Anonymous asked: Remember when you hated cats?
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first time bidding on something on ebay. (I always buy ‘buy it now’ items because I don’t like bidding.) This is not a good practice for someone with anxiety. I keep checking that I’m still the highest bidder like every five minutes. It went from having 2 bids to 8 bids. I AM GETTING INCREASINGLY NERVOUS THAT THIS ADORABLE TOP WILL NOT BE MINE. the anxiety of winning it...
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dear some article that told me to jump out of bed right when my alarm goes off to help me wake up better. dear god that was painful.
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